Just when I think things can’t stranger a story like this comes along:
A firm handshake is usually seen as a good thing in business and even in politics.
Not so much in South Florida. A candidate for the Broward County School Board wants the cops to lock up her opponent after what she claims was akin to battery after a recent debate.
Jaemi Levine filed a complaint with the Broward Sheriff’s Office claiming David Thomas squeezed her hand so hard during a post-debate handshake Tuesday that it now hurts.
Let me guess, Ms. Levine is a Democrat?
Anyway, the Broward Sheriff’s Office reportedly hasn’t decided what to do with the complaint yet… my guess, they’re still laughing at the sheer idiocy of Ms. Levine’s complaint.